Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen. I, Am Mr.Fontaine

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post


Lisete Alcalde

Lisete Alcalde

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.
Orson Welles (via psych-facts)
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid - one must also be well-mannered.
― Voltaire (via psych-quotes)
bigbooty-hoes-bigbooty-hoes:

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Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.
― Niccolò Machiavelli (via psych-quotes)